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Lessons in Manliness

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How to be Manly and Awesome Like Chris

 Part 1 of 9,478,210

1.  Firstly, one must always speak in the third person about one’s self.
Example:  Why Yes!  The Chris is quite manly and handsome, how nice of you to notice his awesomeness!

2.  Second,  when speaking about one’s self in the third person it helps to use a deep Manly voice
Example<Deep MANLY Voice>  Why Yes!  The Chris is quite manly and handsome, how nice of you to notice his awesomeness!  </Deep MANLY Voice>

3.  Thirdly, when speaking about one’s self in the third person with a deep manly voice.. use a sexy accent:
Example: <Deep Manly Voice>   Hwhy Jess!  Dee Chris eez quite manly and handsome, how nice off joo to notice heez awesomeness! </Deep Manly Voice>

There you have it, your first step on the long journey to being as awesome as The Chris.  Please do not try to be as awesome as The Chris without proper supervision, The Chris has years of training and experience at being Manly.

With much love and Manliness,

Chris